ratsoff:

boohooboo.

This seems relevant

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So as I sat hunched over my laptop at 4:30am this morning, struggling to make an eye appointment which would finally allow me to see clearly again for the first time in about six months, it dawned on me that I felt like an adult.  In a good way.  Despite the fact that funny animal .gifs and SNL skits had thus far prevented me completing the outrageously simple optical registration process, regardless of the crumpled and slightly sticky W-2 forms poking out from beneath my computer, ignoring the fact that rent is due in a week and I’m like $200 short, I FELT LIKE AN ADULT.  

How did it feel, you ask?

I felt all confident and powerful and able to do stuff on my own.  In fact, I felt so confident that I immediately stopped watching youtube videos of “cat bowling” and finished making my eye appointment.  BAM!  Just like that.  Then I took it a step further and even filled out some forms that I was supposed to turn in to the Registrar’s office weeks ago!  DOUBLE BAM!  Then I contemplated doing those eight loads of laundry festering in my corner … but I figured even adults should know when to call it a night.  Anyway, it felt really good.  So good, in fact, that I decided to end my long tumblr hiatus and write this post about how good I felt!  

In conclusion, I guess, I no longer feel like a scared, whiny little kid playing dress-up.  It doesn’t matter that I ate orange Sour Patch Kids for breakfast or that I accidentally peed on my hand a little bit earlier or heartily prefer watching videos of fat horses jumping tiny fences to C-SPAN.  I feel good about myself and my ability to exist in the world.  

And luckily, with my recent accomplishments and newfound feeling of awesomeness, we can now return to our regularly scheduled broadcast of

FAT PONIES.  Because they just bring so much joy.

theonlymagicleftisart:

(Floyd Grey)

that’s right, my eye is as big as your WHOLE BOAT

i swear to god Ahab, if you wake me up ONE MORE TIME … 

COLOSSAL SQUID! you can tell by his red coloring that he is in “high alert” mode

“HELLOOOOO! I haven’t seen you in AGES!”

it just LOOKS like he’s space travelling 

ahhuurrrrdurrrr

mfw they changed facebook chat to be TOTALLY INCOMPREHENSIBLE

okay but THIS squid, now he is actually space travelling.  here is his business card:

SPACE SQUID — OUT!

Hey, sometimes you just gotta jump into the woods and smear mud over your cheeks like warpaint and roll around on some moss for hours and communicate with passive aggressive birds.  This does not make you strange … it just makes you itchy.

For some reason, every time I do hallucinogenics, I see the smash ball from Smash Bros Brawl hovering just out of my range of vision.  Not sure what this says about my psyche, except that one day I will probably end up accidentally punching someone in the face trying to break it … 

AHHH QUICK! GET IT!  

I hope my day goes somewhat like this

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fer1972:

Absinthium by Jehan Choo

cloudjunky:

Who are you? by thartalion

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